Enter entitled parent and her POS kid. Plus since soldiers get free food, you either got free food or a food allowance. We came back on that same road a few days later and there was shopping cart person a few miles more east, pushing that cart. Every time myself or Katie would confront her, she’d cry and say she didn’t mean it and she’s trying to be better, but nothing ever changed. And my dad stood there, jaw dropped, that he now had 39 points, and had failed this class. I’ll Get You Arrested. Then it is the fourth corner kick towards the end of the first half. The VP gives me a searching look, and then responds with a, ‘Go back to class MD, I’ll deal with him.’ When their parents came for a visit, they yelled at Sarah for smelling, her mum screamed that they didn’t raise Sarah to be so disgusting, that was music to my ears. You had nasty hair and were a nasty little bullying prick. The guy was freaking out as he thought he just killed a guy, and if you were just looking at the amount of blood on his car (it wasn’t that much but on a white car every drop stands out) you would agree. An hour later, I get a call from the head office. The guy ended up having to pay for extensive repairs on the police cruiser and for a new ebike to replace the one he destroyed by cutting in front of me (the frame snapped.) And it couldn’t be traced back to me. “No idea – I never looked back and lost touch with the buddy I had been staying with. Since she emptied her bin once in a blue moon, I put a sardine in her bin wrapped in some tissues and left it. That experiment you just did was a failure.’, MD: ‘Oh! Learn how Metaspoon, Google and our partners collect and use data. English (UK) Español; Français (France) 中文(简体) At this point, I’m confused. My daughter was seeing someone I couldn’t see, It was just my daughter and I at home one night when she points to the top corner of the ceiling and says, “What’s that man’s name?” – SlightlyAboveAvg547, I was walking down the street one day when I heard a woman yell, ” Ya know what we need instead of a one dollar bill? I’m on the verge of tears and begin to serve the other shocked customers in the store. Use My Pants To Make Yourself A Cape? I explain to my manager about this guy coming in, and due to being short staffed he said I’d have to deal with him. I reached 325lbs at one point and it felt like I was about to die. Then I sent him a letter from my lawyer letting him know I was suing him for my injuries 9 weeks prior, supporting that with doctor’s reports, physio reports, and the league’s incident report where the League Coordinators concluded that his tackle was both illegal and deliberate. To my surprise, this idiot calls me back! The hospital staff wouldn’t let us all in when we got there, but they let Rae in. The next day, she showed up with our IT guy, who set up a voice recording on our conference line. And I really thought that I had ended MD’s career. I was 7 years old when my mom and I drove deep into the country to visit my aunt. Well, she somehow hit her hand on the wall and cried out. I left her a b*tchy note outside her door calling her a rude and disrespectful b*tch and that she’s not the only one who lives in the flat. A few weeks ago, a guy in a Ford SUV (I don’t know exactly which kind) started yelling at me as he drove by while I was in the road-only zone. So when a scammer calls I tend to answer and play along. “I went on a bachelor weekend trip for a friend of mine with a bunch of guys from the wedding party. I then put the knife away and rethought my actions. But he is PISSED at the way this lady is screaming at me. She was really trying to sell that I vandalized her car when I was on the other side of the road and she KNEW that. I was one of those kids that always had cuts and bruises and no idea how I got them, nor did I care. I’m dumbfounded because I heard nothing of it and was sitting RIGHT THERE. I’ve done it now. Nothing else of concern happened that day, till the time when school was over, and the teachers were heading back. Learn how Metaspoon, Google and our partners collect and use data. The class was expected to greet her with a ‘Good Morning/Afternoon’ when she walked in, and she assigned tons of weekend homework. One sunny Monday morning, I get up and start stretching and warming up my muscles. Right after that moment, I knew we would regret this. Except now she’s left her totaled car on our private property instead of her own drive, after running our fence that blocks the drive down and complaining to our landlady about anti-social behavior – there isn’t any, btw, we’re 4 reclusive students who stay in all night watching Netflix with our headphones in, and she’s also like 5 houses down from us so she definitely wouldn’t be able to hear the noise she was describing. Then, he saw the grease bin. Meanwhile, her son suddenly leaps up between the two front seats, looking out the front window. I never returned the case, but Amazon received my return package, I bought a case for my calculator off Amazon. You know what, I’ll step down. We all waited for several hours, and nothing happened. But when my brother told me what had happened, I was dumbfounded. He looks at me and I manage to poker face long enough that he doesn’t suspect anything. I was at an amusement park earlier this year. I shrugged it off. However, I wanted to help him with his phone. Over lunch, I told one of my friends who works as an EMT the story, and he got seriously pissed off. It isn’t something that I’ll ever forget, they were like monsters. Well, there are more stories where those came from. Step-dad couldn’t get the fine and bail money together fast enough, so step-bro had to sit in jail overnight. Now I was only able to see the first part of my plan from my perch. A betrayal of trust or kindness cuts deeps whether it’s done by a stranger or someone you love. So I tap on EM’s shoulder, and say, ‘Excuse me, this line is for purple wristbands only. I immediately drove her to the hospital with a couple of other people, and she was melting down (understandably). I looked to the side and saw a nasty-ass old man in the driver’s seat with the passenger window open. Please enter your email address and we will send you a recovery email. I’m Steve, here’s my address…’. I feel responsible for her behavior, as I should have shut her down immediately rather than letting this drag out. He tried to light it, inhaled and threw up. They even left the gas burners on once because they ‘forgot’ they turned the stove on. Me: ‘Oh. After four months I packed it in, and I reckon their sh*tty attitude cost them over $400,000 in sales. One of my audio engineers made a supercut of every terrible thing BD said – every ‘sweetheart,’ ‘shut up,’ ‘no one cares what you think.’ My project manager even baited him into repeating what he said about her clothes on a budget call; this time, he literally said, ‘you’re much better at flirting than budgets, sweetheart. Weird things happen all the time. I’ll Give It To You “Recycled” Through My Bladder. Please enter your email address and we will send you an email with a link to activate your account. – awesomehuder, 3. We were roofing the house and I had modified my lighter. Mom didn’t like this annual visit anyhow, but to keep her marriage, she put up with it. The manager knows this isn’t me and tries to explain the procedure. I look at their wrists, and she’s right. Everything was going according to plan. Katie and I would wake up in the morning to random mostly naked strangers in the kitchen eating our food, using our shower or just dashing naked out of the flat holding his belongings. His MRI was the worst-looking one I had ever seen. Punish Him For Self-Defense? I met the neighbor sitting outside shining boots. 18. He, a lawyer, laughed at me and said there was no proof and I wouldn’t get a cent. I’ll Post Links To Your Past. I ran and fetched her another chair, while inside, the freshmen were trying their best not to laugh. I have an unopened energy drink can, the big ones, in my cupholder. Me – ‘I’m really sorry but it doesn’t work that way. “I screen capped photos from my wife’s lover’s Facebook and sent them to the school administration because he was a teacher and posting pics of your student’s test then making fun of them is not cool at all. I’ve called the police on her many times, but she’s got connections there so she was always let off. In the process, I pinch his nose to check if it’s alright and he screams like a little girl. She said as long as Justin was with his family, he wouldn’t be safe. I went to the library for the day and Katie said she had a good cry to her and their parents after reading my note but they didn’t care what she had to say after I’d already told them. – pehvbot. I was sleeping over at my cousin’s house when they told me that the 9-year-old prefers to sleep with his older sister; he didn’t like sleeping alone. I instantly puked everywhere and had never felt better. I asked my buddy if he knew which car they owned and he did. Taking the opportunity, the driver swung right in front of me. Think You’re Always Right As The Client? I was in it to win it. I walk away and think nothing of it. I’ll Walk Out On Preparing Dinner For 750 People. I said loud enough for everyone to hear, ‘this is your last cigarette, Jack. Pick On Everyone And Be Mean? I’ve done this so much that I know more than you. There are some standard photos – holidays, pictures of his wife, drinks (the typical middle age ‘I’ve got a camera so I’ll take photos of everything’ type of thing). ... especially for dogs in the shelter. I rolled over the hood and windshield of his car and landed in a nice rolling motion as I thought myself all those years ago. How did they eat? I quickly write out my set of commands so I can copy them to my clipboard and launch them as soon as I get connected. Learn more about how we use cookies. Bored Panda has already compiled a list of juicy revenge quotes and stories that will make you think twice before being an asshole to other people but this one focuses more on petty revenge.. The next morning I gave the entire dinner staff the day off and told them not to answer any work calls. Oddly enough, only me and my two brothers saw him, that too, at different times and for brief moments. The reason I bring that up? It's just so, so satisfying. “Background: A few years ago, I worked in the wine industry and I traveled to Australia to try to broaden my experience of the industry, as well as of life and to try out living abroad for a while. I also wrote to various wineries in the area that I really liked with my CV and various details. You would have no idea what to do with this book. I am cruising through, empty, even for 3 in the morning as the lanes begin to merge down and AD rolls in the narrowing space, headlights off, eyes glued to his phone, causing me quite a scare. It wasn’t Halloween. Let Me Give You A Light. You Can Bite The Dust. I was pretty mad, but I hadn’t got his license plate or anything and I doubt anything could be done about it anyway, there was no real proof. When I left the repair shop, my manager explained that this guy told a lot of bullcrap about what I said to him, and his wife backed him up despite not being there (there are no cameras in the shop part were I work so they couldn’t verify if the woman had been there). An hour later my mom calls the house after step-bro had used his phone call to call his dad, and I tell her exactly what I did. Her husband was like, ‘what the hell, don’t you ever vacuum? I honk, repeatedly to no avail, as the gap is rapidly narrowing, no time for me to stop safely. After a few months, the labor issue had been fixed and settled, and the kitchen was running as smoothly as I liked. I was taking a junction from one freeway to another. I was stoked to have an interview with one of my favorite wineries in the region for a sales rep job. Butt The Line? Tear My Ligament? At a famous resort hotel, there was a rich doctor staying on the adults-only penthouse floor. My flight left without me but they never even made a boarding call. I start to explain that some phones have a warranty to cover certain parts over a period of time. Drive. We had an auditorium under construction, and the library was newly renovated, so a teacher was assigned to chaperone the younger class students at the library. A friend of ours who worked at the hospital as an MRI tech was also stopping by when she could on her breaks and calming down Rae. User Created Apr 8th, 2014. I had been traveling for work and was on my way back home. I was due to start on the Monday, so I figured oh well – I guess I’ll meet them then. “So this happened yesterday. It was coming from right ahead, but nothing was there. And another voicemail a day later, all the time remaining as polite as I could. AGREE. 14. Grabs me by the hand and proceeds to drag me to the Principal’s office. At first, I was just bemused, then I realized what this meant. I leaped forward in an effort to catch him/her but my foot got stuck somewhere between the sheets and I fell off the bed. We need a six dollar bill because that’s so much more practical!” – parxtherobinson, I was stopped at a red light when I turned around and saw this man looking at himself through his rearview mirror and pulling at his face like he’s trying to rip off a mask. To someone who has no clue, that would be a plausible confirmation, but I knew that it was complete horse sh*t. I could see that the girl knew about pungent fumes and cringed away on reflex, and not because it was actually pungent. I was going to use that against him the worst way. My boss snooped and found out that he had a few complaints prior, and got immediately sh*tcanned after we sent it through. From angry exes to aggravated roommates, some of these scheming revenge plots definitely left damage. Has no one taught you manners! Here’s how this horrible story went down: Juanita Fitzgerald Lived In Franklin House A senior care home in Florida. 26. Kill My Kitty? So I sit in my room (nothing new there) and hatch a plan. Revenge time. Unfortunately, as his ex-wife, she was no longer his legal next-of-kin and had no rights against his blood family. I call the hiring manager again who picks up. One day, I was approached in the kitchen and told I needed to pack my bags and move 3,000 miles away to fix a labor issue at another hotel. Don’t Want To Stick To The Agreement? – botxpiol, 14. But something about this just annoyed me so much… My grandma also loves to ride her bike around town to do the groceries and I knew I had to do something before my grandma would get hit. We were all supposed to head out on a fishing trip that morning at around 6 am. Most drivers don’t care and just go around me since I stay to the edge and don’t make myself a nuisance. We left just she opened for business that evening. Her mother, father, sister, brother, friends, acquaintances, coworkers and all five boyfriends who had sent her texts that day. My point was made.” Canis07 Apparently, he melted down completely as he was being fired. I also knew the pay there was vastly higher than what was my home at the time in the UK. – sayitloudsingitproud, 24. I’ll Give You A Special Cigarette. He’ll Mess With Your Mind, 18. I smile politely at this woman looking at me with sympathy. How long were they traveling? They were looking towards the mountains, their backs facing us. So many questions. We go through, and there are about 20 people in front of us now. At the time, I had a one-year work visa, but this could have been extended to two or longer, depending on the employer. I was about to kill myself when the lights went out, I was depressed at the age of 17. I walk up to the attendants and ask when my flight will start boarding and they look back at me, equally confused. 35 Gray Root Makeovers That Glow Up Instead Of Cover Up, 31 Dogs Who Look Totally Different Before And After Visiting The Groomers, People Share Their "Putting A Bully In Their Place" Revenge Stories, People Share Their "White Hot" Tales Of Revenge, People Share Their "So Petty, It Hurts" Revenge Stories, People Share Their Small But Despicable Revenge Stories, © 2020Metaspoon. Why don’t you teach the class professor NicholasFiend.’, Me: ‘Oh absolutely.’ To the absolute shock of everyone watching, I walk up to the podium, and while maintaining eye contact with MD, ‘First thing to remember class! The ride operator walks to her station on the other side of the platform, presses a button on the console, and all the harness go up. While on our drive home, we came upon a stalled car so we stopped to see if the driver needed any help. I call back, and it goes to voicemail. The class that was amazed at the first sentence went back to having grim looks. She made fun of other kids, kept one guy on the ropes and then webcammed herself having sex with her boyfriend to him. This was 20+ years ago.” [deleted] That said, the parents are now too scared to keep the kids home from school, and with the unlicensed daycare shut down, the mom’s not exploiting her daughters’ labor anyway, so she has no incentive to keep them home. I woke up completely covered in baby powder. She walks up to me, and I get the hardest slap I have ever gotten in my life, right across my face. Accessibility Help. It wasn’t just anyone’s shadow. She owned a bar; I was only allowed inside because we went in the morning and her bar was closed. I’ll Get Him An “Ice Cream”, 3. She always criticized me. I put most of my belongings in the storage unit of their apartment. 12. As I laid there next to his car he came screaming out asking if I was okay. It is completely caked in my eyes, nose, hair, ears, and mouth. Safe to say she ran faster than I’ve ever seen her run. Smoke All My Cigarettes? It started with a snigger, which turned into full blown laughter. I have to sit and watch Sam smugly sit with my manager as he tells him how they should employ better customer service employees while booking in the phone. He laughed and called me a pussy. We were playing Jackass and his team again. So I added her on MySpace as a generic hot guy and commented how cute she was. The school was an all boys school up to 1996, when they had their first Co-Ed class and is a full Co-Ed now. The “nice guy” then turns into the opposite and unleashes behavior that results in damaging revenge. There was no report of this news in the papers. But on that day, you drank a good 120 milliliters of my nasty, teenaged pee. My manager was apologetic and knew that it wasn’t my fault but there was nothing I could do. Some people have seen real-life monsters with gigantic eyeballs; others have experienced another life and remember bits and pieces from it; then you have those who have lived out a movie scene in which a green light comes ripping through the ground. So she looks up at this angry, MASSIVE Northerner and just trembles as he says in a very low, threatening voice: ‘You need to get off our property and take your car. Some people have seen real-life monsters with gigantic eyeballs; others have experienced another life and remember bits and pieces from it; then you have those who have lived out a movie scene in which a green light comes ripping through the ground. He cleaned everything up and ‘got over it.’ But he had no idea that his car had been filled with this juice and it was literally cooking in his AC vent for the next 2 days. Part 3: Pro Revenge Mode. Then came the mysterious beam of light, My friend and I were driving home one night when there was a green laser light that shined right into our eyes. Steve somehow figures out it was me. I’ll Show Your Wife What Goes On Behind Closed Doors, 10. Furthermore, he crossed several lines: “Small piece of background info: As a kid I was always playing rough and at some point even thought about becoming a stunt man (actually, that still sounds like an awesome career) so me and my friends did the whole fake fighting thing and I learned how to easily take hits and pretty nasty falls without getting hurt badly. I’ll Show Your Wife What Goes On Behind Closed Doors, “So I used to work for a phone repair store in the UK, and on many occasions, we have people that come in for repairs to their phone – from software reboots to full technical repairs. I was hurt. Most teams wouldn’t even mark me (I played as a striker) until I scored a goal or dribbled through two of their players. I got home fine, and a solid-gold story in tow to tell my family. But by now I was in the game. Sam – ‘Why the eff would I pay for an issue when it’s clearly a technical issue?’. Only 4 out of the 8 made it on the trip. We’ll Bring You Down A Notch Or Eight, 11. I’ll Steal Your Show Dogs, 28. The last bottle covered the driver seat. So one day I was talking to my friends and made a silly joke about something sexual (not including her) and she just chimed in with a b*tchy comment about me being ‘out of my depth’ and cackled at my then teenage lack of a girlfriend. – In_Bed_With_A_Panda, I ended up getting really sick one summer. It’ll Cost You $400,000. Revenge, together with love and death, has probably amassed the biggest count of quotes and sayings. 15 years later, I started seeing a tall shadow. That night was my last straw with Sarah after months of her being a disrespectful b*tch. I was pissed but didn’t get up to tell them to stfu (I should have in hindsight). After I said four, he proceeded to say, “No they have six legs including their ears.” Then, he walked off. I don’t know what became of that but I imagine it wasn’t good. Instead of taking me to the doctor, an uncle said some prayers over me for a couple of minutes. At this point, she was absolutely hysterical and inconsolable. So I did as requested. One guy was walking around all dressed up WAY before Halloween, He was wearing a white toga with a rubber pig mask; he was also carrying a spear over one shoulder. You may come across a green orange at the grocery store; an odd encounter with a stranger at the bus stop may also seem “weird.” But, these examples are things that happen every day and ones that aren’t ingrained in your memory forever. Then I remembered I overheard my parents fighting and my mom had mentioned step-bro had gotten a girl pregnant, and the kid was like 2-years-old and he hadn’t so much as given the girl a penny or even seen the child since it was born. So when Justin and Rae’s parents caught them dating, they forced them to get married. She and her boyfriend always did random crap to me and my stuff. ‘A moped?!?!? I’ll Show You Why You Shouldn’t Be On The Road. You must have at least one lowercase letter and either an uppercase, number or special character. Promise!’. They didn’t even notice me. Her car also had no insurance. I went down to confront them about it and when they opened the door, I could see straight into their apartment and into the bedroom – and there was my bed. Our education system said you failed the class if you had under 40%, so he was relieved that he passed. Then, miraculously, Justin became lucid enough to understand what was going on and make his own decisions, and he kicked his family out again. She was not a nice person – she played truant all the time, but her dad was friends with the head so she got off scot-free. Most of the calls are the ‘Your car warranty is about to expire’ kind. I barely applied my brakes (slowed down to about 15 mph) and crashed into the side of his car. In the elevator, he was trying to sneak his underage children when a quiet elderly woman, also going to the top floor, politely said to the doctor, 'I don’t think they allow children on that floor. Wanna Play A Joke On April 1st? 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